Spaztastic Zombies: Humor for the Living and the Undead
Why does a zombie make a great husband? Have you wondered just what practical things you can actually do with a zombie? How about some great zombie beauty tips for keeping undead flesh looking fresh and pretty. "Spaztastic Zombies" may be just for you – a collection of humour that exposes how much fun zombies can really be and tickles your funny bone, instead of chewing on it. Zombies can provide serious comic relief. A little zombie humour can go a long way to brightening your day and making your zombie apocalypse a little more cheerful and bearable
Very humorous read!!!
I found it to be a very entertaining read. Who would’ve thought that Zombies could be used around the house or to help fix a car.
Everyone wanting to survive the next Zombie Apocalypse should defiantly get a copy of this book. It tells you what weapons work best for killing a Zombie right through to looking good while surviving.
4/5
Creepy Bits
Creepy things happen at night...and other times. Are you looking for stories to put a tingle in your spine or make you wonder what those strange noises you are hearing might be? Read "Creepy Bits" -- a collection of three flash fiction pieces and one hairy poem that might make you want to leave the lights on.
Read "Creepy Bits" -- three short stories that are perfectly suited for dark nights.
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to hear strange thumping outside of your home? What if the noises came inside? Read more in "Thing That Go Thump in the Night."
What is justice for a two-bit punk who preys on an old woman? Find out in the micro-fiction piece "Puttin' on the Dog."
If you wonder what the face of revenge looks like, read "Smiling Mary" and find out.
Sometimes dreams seem very real and it can be difficult to tell the difference. Read "Werewolf" and decide for yourself.
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to hear strange thumping outside of your home? What if the noises came inside? Read more in "Thing That Go Thump in the Night."
What is justice for a two-bit punk who preys on an old woman? Find out in the micro-fiction piece "Puttin' on the Dog."
If you wonder what the face of revenge looks like, read "Smiling Mary" and find out.
Sometimes dreams seem very real and it can be difficult to tell the difference. Read "Werewolf" and decide for yourself.
These are really great!! They’d be good read out around a campfire. The crackling of the fire would really intensify the stories.
Morris had me thinking after each of the short stories. They really did get my brain ticking over. The more I thought about the stories, the more I ended up wondering about them. You think you know what happens then all of a sudden it all changes at the end.
4/5